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Holy Crab! is a dark comedy that explores the multi cultural reality and identities of many people living in America through the crazy journey of a Chinese Mitten Crab, a sea creature who has unfortunately been declared an “invader” by the New York State Department of Conservation, but nonetheless seeks to come to America and be treated like everyone else. He is, after all, considered a delicacy in his homeland. The fantasia of Chinese Mitten Crab's journey is mingled with a realistic storyline – a love story. A young Chinese student travels to America, and unexpectedly falls in love with a border protection officer, while her brother's blackmarket business is running out of control...see less
Holy Crab! is a dark comedy that explores the multi cultural reality and identities of many people living in America through the crazy journey of a Chinese Mitten Crab, a sea creature who has unfortunately been declared an “invader” by the New York State Department of Conservation, but nonetheless seeks to come to America and be treated like everyone else. He is,...see more
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