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Holy Crab! - Jazzy

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By Mary Weems - Monologue
Duration: 0.5-1 minute
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Holy Crab!
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TITLE
Happy Birthday! [2] [EXPLICIT - SR, L]
Happy Birthday! [2] [EXPLICIT - SR, L]
PLAYWRIGHT
Mary Weems
Mary Weems
PLAY/BOOK
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
CHARACTER
Jazzy
Jazzy
LENGTH
3+ minutes
3+ minutes
GENDER
Female
Female
GENRE
Serio-Comic, Dramatic
Serio-Comic, Dramatic
AGE RANGE
Adults 30-40's
Adults 30-40's
SUB GENRE
Contemporary 1950-Present
Contemporary 1950-Present
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Mary Weems
Mary Weems
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Holy Crab! is a dark comedy that explores the multi cultural reality and identities of many people living in America through the crazy journey of a Chinese Mitten Crab, a sea creature who has unfortunately been declared an “invader” by the New York State Department of Conservation, but nonetheless seeks to come to America and be treated like everyone else. He is, after all, considered a delicacy in his homeland.see less
Holy Crab! is a dark comedy that explores the multi cultural reality and identities of many people living in America through the crazy journey of a Chinese Mitten Crab, a sea creature who has unfortunately been declared an “invader” by the New York State Department of Conservation, but nonetheless seeks to come to America and be treated like everyone else. He...see more
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