{"id":4098,"date":"2017-08-07T18:24:58","date_gmt":"2017-08-07T18:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/?p=4098"},"modified":"2018-08-07T02:48:19","modified_gmt":"2018-08-07T02:48:19","slug":"ten-female-musical-characters-who-thinkact-like-real-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/ten-female-musical-characters-who-thinkact-like-real-humans\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Female Musical Characters Who Think\/Act Like Real Humans"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-header-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h3>Ten Female Musical Characters Who Think\/Act Like Real Humans<\/h3>\n<font size=\"2\" color=\"grey\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;-webkit-border-radius:50%;-moz-border-radius:50%;border-radius:50%;-moz-box-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0,0,0,.3);-webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0,0,0,.3);box-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0,0,0,.3);margin-right:25px;float:left;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-glow imageframe-1 hover-type-none author-image\"><a class=\"fusion-no-lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/performerstuff.com\" target=\"_self\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/JocelynRick.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\" style=\"-webkit-border-radius:50%;-moz-border-radius:50%;border-radius:50%;\"\/><\/a><\/span><p>Written by Jocelyn Rick<\/p>\n<p>August 3, 2017<\/p>\n<\/font><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Don\u2019t get me wrong, ing\u00e9nues are an archetype to be cherished. Where would we be without the beautiful Maria falling in love with Tony, the beautiful Christine Daee falling in love with Raoul, the beautiful Cosette falling in love with Marius and\u2026 well, you get it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But don\u2019t let that pesky patriarchy fool you. Being prim, proper, and ready for love are not the only traits women can aspire to have &#8212; as proven by the following list of some pretty intricate, powerful, flawed, and ambitious musical leads who just so happen to have two X chromosomes.<\/p>\n<h4>Velma Kelley, <em>Chicago <\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-2 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/velmakelly.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Let it be known that thinking\/acting like a real human does not mean one\u2019s choices are always founded in virtue. In fact, it often means just the opposite which is why the notorious better half of the Kelley sisters deserves some acclaim as an intriguing, realistic and overly intimidating character.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Eva Peron, <em>Evita<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-3 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/evita.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Protagonists do not come more sophisticated and unabashedly driven than Eva Peron. With an insatiable desire to climb the social ladder to become part of the ruling class that oppressed her, and her romances used as devices to drive her own plot, Evita is one lady for whom no countries should cry.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Momma Rose, <em>Gypsy<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-4 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/rose.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Perhaps the most iconic female lead of all time and one of the most complex musical characters period, Momma Rose\u2019s idiosyncrasies could be crammed into dissertations for centuries. Plus, she sings an entire song about egg rolls and what\u2019s more reflective of being a realistic human woman than a desire for good food?<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Elphaba, <em>Wicked<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-5 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/elpohaba.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Like any list involving musical theatre, we must mention the most beloved witch of all time. Elphaba\u2019s yearning for recognition all while battling the conflict of right and wrong inside herself are the primary reasons people of all ages commiserate with her story despite typically failing to be green or witches themselves.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Cathy Hiatt, <em>The Last Five Years<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-6 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/lastfiveyears.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Though not as bold and debatably corrupt as some of the other ladies on this list, Cathy deserves at the very least an honorable mention. Here\u2019s a woman who carries one half of a musical all herself and gives a realistic portrayal of the rollercoaster that is love. For that, I salute Cathy Hiatt.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Maureen Johnson, <em>RENT<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-7 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/maureen.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">In addition to the obvious commendable success of having a tango named after her, Maureen is also a sexual performance artist, activist and unfaithful lover to both men and women. Immorality aside, she is one fascinating New Yorker with a lot of objectives that stretch beyond her hookups.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Elle Woods, <em>Legally Blonde<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-8 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/ellewoods.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Elle is the voice of every woman who has ever been objectified or belittled, be it for appearance or hobbies. Wear pink, know fashion, become a lawyer, bend and snap \u2013 do what makes you happiest. Being fulfilled for her own sake is Elle\u2019s admirable lesson.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Aida, <em>Aida<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-9 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/aida.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Proof that a princess can be more than a damsel in distress, Aida plots to save her people first and foremost, treating her interest in Radames as an unexpected obstacle. While the two end up together, it is a reunion transcended by Aida\u2019s primary need to uphold her own integrity.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>Tracy Turnblad, <em>Hairspray<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-10 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/tracy.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p style=\"text-align: left;\">Charismatic, loyal and determined, there are few characters more noble or with better hair than Tracy Turnblad. Tracy never questions her own goals or what she knows to be right, but rather questions and improves the temperaments of those around her (I\u2019m looking at you, Link Larkin).<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-one-full fusion-layout-column fusion-column-last fusion-spacing-yes section-body-post\" style=\"margin-top:;margin-bottom:;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper\"><h4>The Schuyler Sisters, <em>Hamilton<\/em><\/h4>\n<div class=\"imageframe-align-center\"><span style=\"border:1px solid ;\" class=\"fusion-imageframe imageframe-none imageframe-11 hover-type-none\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/hamilton.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"img-responsive\"\/><\/span><\/div><p>Enough said.<\/p>\n<br>\r\n<br><h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><span class=\"s1\">Like articles like this? 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