{"id":3794,"date":"2017-07-12T21:27:11","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T21:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/?p=3794"},"modified":"2020-01-27T18:52:17","modified_gmt":"2020-01-27T18:52:17","slug":"10-one-minute-comedic-female-monologues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/performerstuff.com\/mgs\/10-one-minute-comedic-female-monologues\/","title":{"rendered":"10 One-Minute Comedic Female Monologues"},"content":{"rendered":"

10 One-Minute Comedic Female Monologues<\/h3>\n \"\"<\/a><\/span>

Written by\u00a0Ashleigh Gardner<\/p>\n

July 11, 2017<\/p>\n<\/font>

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Looking for that elusive one-minute comedic monologue from a female character? We’ve got ten from our collection of ever-growing monologues that are perfect for competitions and auditions. What are you waiting for? Check them out below!<\/p>\n

A monologue from Jupiter<\/i> by Gary Briston<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, Teens)
\n<\/b>Alice Altoona, 16; a charming, life-loving creature of unfortunate and untimely experience with no convictions whatsoever explains what happened after Joe scared Mimi with his talk about the sky.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from Pi\u00f1ata Utopia<\/i> by Christian Kiley<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, Juniors – Teens)
\n<\/b>A young girl stops the guests at her birthday party from hitting Princess Pi\u00f1ata by delivering this speech, which has a touch of Braveheart in it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from White Suits in Summer <\/i>by Rosary O\u2019Neill<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, 20s – 40s)
\n<\/b>This contemporary romantic comedy exposes life in the topsy-turvy world of art in New Orleans. Celebrity artist Susanne determines to reclaim her lost love, Blaise, now married to a sedate New Orleans socialite. Convinced that without him she cannot live, Susanne arranges an exhibition of her works in his new house on Exposition Blvd. Susanne’s readiness to sacrifice her career, his new wife, and her Mama’s boy manager leave Blaise both angry and aroused. Theatrical excitement abounds in this comedy of love vs. duty in which passions are rediscovered in the Big Easy. Susanne defends her drunk behavior to her manager.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from Cougar <\/i>by Holli Harms<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, 30s – 50s)
\n<\/b>Kate has entered this bar in hopes of seeing her old college boyfriend. Instead she meets his son, Jose. His father has died and so Jose\u2019 has gone looking for Kate, his father\u2019s one regret in life. The son reads all of his dad\u2019s poems about Kate. His dad tells him to find a woman like Kate and don\u2019t make the mistake he did by letting her go. The son decides not to find someone \u201clike\u201d but to find Kate herself. He meets her at the bar to exclaim his love for her. He is in his 20\u2019s and she in her 50\u2019\u2019s. A woman at the bar – drunk and also of a \u201ccertain age\u201d \u00a0tells Kate that this is ridiculous and that she will look ridiculous with this young man. She goes on and on and Kate realizes she is jealous of her. Jealous of this boy and his attention and so below is Kate\u2019s answer to the woman.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from Snowflakes <\/i>by Debbie Lamedman<\/h4>\n
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(Female or Male, Comedic, Teens – 20s)
\n<\/b>Taylor is one of the subjects for the documentary. Taylor enters with a stack of books, stuffed animals, toys of some sort. Taylor doesn\u2019t stop rearranging them as they speak to Suzanna. Taylor continues focusing on the items throughout the entire scene. Taylor is very animated, but makes little to no eye contact with Suzanna.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from Yearbook <\/i>by Steven Fendrich<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, Teens)
\n<\/b>Susan is the editor of the Springdale High School yearbook. To complete the yearbook, she needs Cathy to go down and take some pictures of \u201cJock Block.\u201d But \u201cJock Block\u201d is the hallway where the most popular jocks and cheerleaders gather, and Cathy is scared to go alone. In fact, she is so scared she has a nightmare in which Susan orders Cathy to go\u2026 or else! This is what Nightmare Susan has to say.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from Grover <\/i>by Joel Fishbane<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, 20s – 40s)
\n<\/b>Wife has kicked out Husband, who\u2019s crushed and now living with his older sister, Jess. Husband is shocked to learn online that Wife has gotten a dog, considering their mutual hatred for dogs is what brought them together. Jess wants Husband to stop worrying and obsessing over Wife and her new dog. She tries to encourage Husband to move on and trust that not all females are as crazy as Wife.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from The Most Important American Playwright Since Tennessee Williams<\/i> by William Shuman<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, 30s – 40s)
\n<\/b>Willy is a playwright who drives a taxicab to pay the bills. His biggest inspiration is the playwright A. Richard Cutter. One day, Cutter stops by Willy\u2019s apartment to respond in person to the fan letter Willy sent eight years prior. Cutter is now broke and tries to get free housing out of Willy in exchange for teaching and mentoring. Angie, Willy\u2019s girlfriend, is in support of this deal. She is tired of seeing Willy drive the taxi instead of seeing him live his dreams. Angie calls Willy out on being too passive about his dreams.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from The Cindy Variations <\/i>by Evan Guilford-Blake<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, Teens – 20s)
\n<\/b>This monologue comes at the end of the play as Cindy reflects on her growth throughout the play as both an actress and an individual. She realizes she\u2019s found someone who honestly loves her and that she\u2019s satisfied with the life — and Patterson, the fianc\u00e9 — she has that truly makes her happy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A monologue from The Most Important American Playwright Since Tennessee Williams<\/i> by William Shuman<\/h4>\n
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(Female, Comedic, 30s – 40s)
\n<\/b>Willy is a playwright who drives a taxicab to pay the bills. His girlfriend, Angie, is a struggling actress and recovering alcoholic\/heroin addict. She and Willy have been together for 4 years. On her way out to her acting class, Willy asks her what she\u2019ll be performing. She tells him she\u2019ll be doing a piece called the \u201cLasagna Monologue\u201d he\u2019s written. He has serious qualms about its current quality, as he hasn\u2019t completely finished yet, but Angie seems to like it and delivers it here to show him that it\u2019s got at least some merit.<\/span><\/p>\n

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