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10 Fun Character-y Audition Cuts for Funny Ladies<\/h3>\n \"\"<\/a><\/span>

Written by\u00a0Andrea Canny<\/p>\n

March 7, 2017<\/p>\n<\/font>

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Hey, ladies! Are you looking for a piece with character to blow them away at your audition? We’ve got 10 character-y audition cuts from our collection that are perfect for you!<\/p>\n \"\"<\/span>

“Poor Unfortunate Souls” from\u00a0The Little Mermaid<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Ariel visits Ursula in Ursula’s cave. Ursula convinces Ariel to give up her voice in exchange for life above the ocean.<\/p>\n

Get the cut here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Surabaya Santa” from\u00a0Songs\u00a0for a New World<\/em><\/h4>\n
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A parody number of “Surabaya\u00a0Johnny”, a dejected Mrs. Claus sings about her neglectful husband.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Never Get Married” from\u00a0Honeymoon in Vegas<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Jack Singer swears a promise to his mother\u00a0on her deathbed. Here,\u00a0his mother tells him never to get married.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“As We Stumble Along” from\u00a0The Drowsy Chaperone<\/em><\/h4>\n
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The Chaperone, after being asked for advice by Janet, replies with an extemporaneous message of wisdom.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Please Don\u2019t Touch Me” from\u00a0Young Frankenstein<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein’s fiancee, sings about her wish not to be touched by her lover while numbering all the temptations from which she is abstaining.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Whatever Happened To My Part?” from\u00a0Spamalot<\/em><\/h4>\n
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The Lady of the Lake Laments her lack of stage time.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Loud” from\u00a0Matilda<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Mrs. Wormwood mocks Miss Honey’s intelligence and says that looks matter more than education and personality.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Delishious” from\u00a0Nice\u00a0Work If You Can Get It<\/i><\/h4>\n
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Eileen tells Jimmy that she’ll be ready to pursue honeymoon romance as soon as she takes a bath. But she’s been in the bath for hours…<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“Gorgeous” from\u00a0The Apple Tree<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Ella want to be the gorgeous Passionella, but her Friendly Neighborhood Godmother only grants her this wish from 7pm to 4am.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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“The Cake I Had” from\u00a0Grey Gardens<\/em><\/h4>\n
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Big Edie tells Little Edie that she dealt with what she had when she was younger, and she’ll continue to be happy with what she has.<\/p>\n

Get the cut\u00a0here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n
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