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Theatre Pickup Lines We\u2019re DYING Over<\/h3>\n \"\"<\/a><\/span>

Written by Ashleigh Gardner<\/p>\n

February 7, 2017<\/p>\n<\/font>

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\u00a0We’ve got ten theatre pickup lines that are sure to get you noticed by that special someone. If anything else, they’re good for a laugh.
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\u201cAre you the cast list? Because I can\u2019t stop looking at you.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cYou\u2019re like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cAre you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cI want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cAre you that line I screwed up? Because I can\u2019t stop thinking about you.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cMy love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cAre you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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“Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? ‘Cause you just knocked me off my feet.”<\/h4>\n
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\u201cUnlike Hamlet\u2019s entire family, my love for you will never die.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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“If you were my script, I’d never go off book.”<\/h4>\n
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\u201cShall I compare thee to a summer\u2019s day? Because you\u2019re hot.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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\u201cDo you like musicals? ‘Cause I’m a boy who’s into Broadway.”<\/h4>\n
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\u201cAre you Hamilton<\/em> tickets? Because I\u2019d do literally anything to make you mine.\u201d<\/h4>\n
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(For more theatre pickup lines, visit\u00a0theatrepickuplines\u00a0on Tumblr<\/a><\/strong><\/span>!)<\/p>\n
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