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Feed Me, Seymour: Ten Terrifying Broadway Villains!<\/h3>\n \"\"<\/a><\/span>

Written by Rob Ward<\/p>\n

October 26, 2016<\/p>\n<\/font>

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10. The Phantom of the Opera<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Andrew Lloyd Webber\u2019s The Phantom of the Opera.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> His opera writing skills.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Fine-fitted tuxedos with matching half-mask.
\nWeapon of Choice:<\/strong> Chandeliers.
\nArch Enemy:<\/strong> Raoul, trying to take his boo, Christine.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> The Red Death, and romance.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Sing for him \u2026 Or else.<\/p>\n

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9.\u00a0Sweeney Todd<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Giving his enemies a KILLER shave.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> A wide variety of barber aprons, usually sporting a blood stain or two.
\nWeapon of Choice:<\/strong> His friends, a.k.a. a fine quality set of shaving razors.
\nArch Enemy:<\/strong> Judge Turpin.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> An obsession with revenge.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Do NOT try the meat pie.<\/p>\n

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8.\u00a0Tyrone the Puppet<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Hand to God.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Using unpuppet-like language, creating sin in the hearts of puppet-loving church folk.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Soft and friendly, even though he\u2019s possessed by the spirit of Satan.
\nWeapon of Choice:<\/strong> His puppet teeth.
\nArch Enemy:<\/strong> Jason, his puppeteer.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> Hammers, anything requiring him to use hands, since they\u2019re just felt.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Don\u2019t stick around for the puppet show.<\/p>\n

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7.\u00a0Miss Trunchbull<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Matilda.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Using capital punishment to keep kids like Matilda in order at Crunchem Hall Elementary.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Big and burly.
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> Revolting children.
\nWeapon of Choice:<\/strong> Her burly arms, hammers, chocolate cake.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> Matilda\u2019s magic.
\nIf You Meet Her:<\/strong> You better behave.<\/p>\n

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6.\u00a0Audrey II<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Little Shop of Horrors.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> An appetite that goes well beyond plant food.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> A strange and unusual plant.
\nArch Enemy:<\/strong> Seymour.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> Hunger.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Watch out — he\u2019s a mean green mama.<\/p>\n

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5.\u00a0Javert<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Les Miserable.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Dedicating his life to hunting down Jean Valjean.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Stiff and brooding.
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> Jean Valjean.
\nWeapon of Choice:<\/strong> His rapier and his stone cold heart.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> His hopeless devotion to uphold the law.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Don\u2019t even so much as look at a loaf of bread.<\/p>\n

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4.\u00a0Patrick Bateman<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> American Psycho.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Slicing, dicing, and chopping up his companions.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Tanned and decked out in the most trendy high-end 80\u2019s fashions (tighty whities included).
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> His own imagination.
\nWeapons of Choice:<\/strong> Axe and Chainsaw.
\nWeaknesses<\/strong>: His love of 80\u2019s rocker Huey Lewis.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Don\u2019t go back to his apartment.<\/p>\n

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3. Jason \u201cJD\u201d Jean<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Heathers, The Musical.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Killing off the popular hierachy at Westerburg High School.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Long black jackets and brooding teen angst face.
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> The Heathers.
\nWeapons of Choice:<\/strong> Drain cleaner, guns, and explosives.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> His love of Veronica Sawyer.
\nIf You Meet Him:<\/strong> Buy him a Slurpee.<\/p>\n

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2.\u00a0Annie Wilkes<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Misery.
\n<\/em>Known For:<\/strong> Her short and violent temper despite being \u201cYour biggest fan.\u201d
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Cutesie homely sweaters and skirts.
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> Writers who try to kill off her favorite characters.
\nWeapons of Choice:<\/strong> A sledge hammer.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> Her love for the character Misery.
\nIf You Meet Her:\u00a0<\/strong> You\u2019re probably already her prisoner.<\/p>\n

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1.\u00a0The Sunday Matinee Patron<\/h4>\n
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As Seen In:<\/strong> Theatres all across the country every Sunday afternoon.
\nKnown For:<\/strong> loudly asking, \u201cWhat did he say?\u201d after every third line of dialogue on stage.
\nAppearance:<\/strong> Blue puffy hair, and reflective glasses.
\nArch Enemies:<\/strong> The ushers who didn\u2019t put her in the second row center seat she prefers.
\nWeapons of Choice:<\/strong> Hard candy wrappers.
\nWeaknesses:<\/strong> None. She can\u2019t be defeated.
\nIf You Meet Her:<\/strong> She will tell you that you seem like a nice young man or young woman, but you need to learn to talk louder on stage.<\/p>\n

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